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Heywood Broun
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.
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Liz Smith
To deny we need and want power is to deny that we hope to be effective.
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Mike Kellen
Etymology, n.: Some early etymological scholars come up with derivations that were hard for the public to believe. The term etymology was formed from the Latin etus (eaten), the root mal (bad), and logy (study of). It meant the study of things that are hard to swallow.
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William Shakespeare
Strong reasons make strong actions.
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Dick Gregory
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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Oscar Wilde
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
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Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
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Pittacus
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
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George Smith Patton, Jr.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what you want them to achieve, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
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Sir Thomas Malory
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
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Heraclitus
Abundance of knowledge does not teach men to be wise.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
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