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Benjamin Franklin
I believe I shall,in some shape or other,always exist; and, with all the inconveniences human life is liable to, I shall not object to a new edition of mine, hoping, however, that the errata of the last may be corrected.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
We are not sent into the world to air our moral prejudices.
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Julie Arabi
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do.
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Adela Rogers St.John
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
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John Christian Bovee
In one important respect a man is fortunate in being poor. His responsibility to God is so much the less.
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Phylicia Rashad
There's always something to suggest that you'll never be who you wanted to be. Your choice is to take it or keep on moving.
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Paul Valery
Long years must pass before the truths we have made for ourselves become our very flesh.
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William Shakespeare
I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad.
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Sara Teasdale
Life has loveliness to sell, All beautiful and splendid things, Blue waves whitened on a cliff, Soaring fire that sways and sings And children's faces looking up Holding wonder like a cup.
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Samuel Johnson
Patriotism having become one of our topicks, Johnson suddenly uttered, in a strong determined tone, an apophthegm, at which many will start Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. But let it be considered that he did not mean a real and generous love of our country, but that pretended patriotism which so many, in all ages and countries, have made a cloak of self- interest.
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Aristotle
Philosophy is the science which considers truth.
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Edgar Allen Poe
Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.
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