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Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 62
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Henry Bromel
Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn't all you thought it was. A beautiful girl walked into your life. You fell in love. Or did you Maybe it was only a childish infatuation, or maybe just a brief moment of vanity.
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Anon.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
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Thich Nhat Hanh
Keeping your body healthy is an expression of gratitude to the whole cosmos - the trees, the clouds, everything.
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George Santayana
Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
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Lewis Carroll
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward.
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Confucius
Respect yourself and others will respect you.
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Jeremy Bentham
Every law is an infraction of liberty.
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Charles Buxton
The first duty to children is to make them happy, If you have not made them so, you have wronged them, No other good they may get can make up for that.
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Virginia
If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.
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Dan Quayle
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
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Rep. Bill Dannemeyer, R-Fullerton
The Green Party is like a watermelon - green on the outside and red on the inside.
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Sir Walter Besant
If you must hold yourself up to your children, hold yourself up as an object lesson and not as an example.
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