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Crazy Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 53
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Aeschylus
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.
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John Ruskin, Pre-Raphaelitism, 1850
In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: They must be fit for it. They must not do too much of it. And they must have a sense of success in it.
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Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC
Make money, money, honestly if you can; if not, by any means at all, make money.
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Cicero
Anyone who has got a book collection and a garden wants for nothing.
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Lou Brock
Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.
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Unknown
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
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Anon.
Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.
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Lao Tzu
Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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Peter McArthur
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
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Socrates
He is richest who is content with the least.
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Laurence J. Peter
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
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Unknown
When making personal decisions, listen to what your head says then listen to what your heart says. If they differ, follow your heart Whenever you listen to your heart, you listen to that part of you that is most interested in your well-being.
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