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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
No man enjoys the true taste of life, but he who is ready and willing to quit it.
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Dorothy Parker
His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
As we grow oldthe beauty steals inward.
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Sir John Lubbock
Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more.
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Earl Warren
Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for.
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Stanilaus
Science when well-digested is nothing but good sense and reason.
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Jean Paul Richter
Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good; try to use ordinary situations.
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Author Unknown
Children are natural mimics; they act like their parents in spite of every effort to teach them good manners.
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Adlai Ewing Stevenson
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.
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Henry Ford
There is joy in work. There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something.
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Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
He was guilty of nothing, except that he earned his own fortune and never forgot that it was his.
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W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account.
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