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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 38

Jean Jacques Rousseau, The Social Contract

Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains.


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Nathaniel Hawthorne

A bodily disease which we look upon as whole and entire within itself, may, after all, be but a symptom of some ailment in the spiritual part.


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Arthur C. Clarke

There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.


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American Proverb

A good son makes a good husband.


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Piero Ferrucci

Eliminate something superfluous from your life. Break a habit. Do something that makes you feel insecure.


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Real Live Preacher, reallivepreacher.com weblog, September 4, 2003

And so faith is closing your eyes and following the breath of your soul down to the bottom of life, where existence and nonexistence have merged into irrelevance. All that matters is the little part you play in the vast drama.


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Brian Judge

Something you need most might be something you turn away from, something you turn away from might be something you regret, and something you regret, in the end, might cost you the one chance you ever had.


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Frank Gelett Burgess

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.


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Hannah Arendt

The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.


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Miguel de Cervantes

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world.


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George Tooker

Painting is an attempt to come to terms with life. There are as many solutions as there are human beings.


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James Thurber

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.



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