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La Rochefoucauld
Absence lessens the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind douses a candle and kindles a fire.
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Gene Wolfe
There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by its own curvature, but stupidity continues beyond infinity.
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Horace
He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise begin
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Oscar Wilde
Why was I born with such contemporaries
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Brenda Ueland
Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. When we really listen to people there is an alternating current, and this recharges us so that we never get tired of each other. We are constantly being re-created.
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Jeremy Bentham
Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
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Bruce Kemper
Age, health, and stage in life have nothing to do with serving or not serving. In each season of life there are attributes and qualities of life and experience that God values in service.
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Paul Gauguin
I shut my eyes in order to see.
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Oscar Wilde
Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.
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Aldous Huxley
From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only what their passions and their metaphysical prejudices allow them to learn.
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Havelock Ellis
The art of living lies in a fine mingling of holding on and letting go.
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Bertrand Russell, Playboy Interview - March 1963
The human race may well become extinct before the end of the century.
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