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Charlie Chaplin
In the end, everything is a gag.
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Thomas Babington
The conformation of his mind was such that whatever was little seemed to him great, and whatever was great seemed to him little.
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Teddy Roosevelt
We can have no 50-50 allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he is not an American at all.
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Henry David Thoreau
Friends do not live in harmony merely, as some say, but in melody.
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Edward Young
Be wise with speed . A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
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Abraham Lincoln
If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my axe.
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James Brady
It is not a loss of freedom. It's a measure to protect it. on gun control
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
The country needs and, unless I mistake its temper, the country demands bold, persistent experimentation. It is common sense to take a method and try it if it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
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Katharine Hepburn
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
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Budd Schulberg
Isn't everyone a part of everyone else
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Proverbs 104 Bible
He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand but the hand of the diligent maketh rich.
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The "Xlib Programming Manual"
The truth of the matter is that window management under X is not yet well understood.
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