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Tommy Cooper
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
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Eleanor Roosevelt
I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on.
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Heraclitus
You could not step twice into the same river for other waters are ever flowing on to you.
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Jewish Proverb
As he thinks in his heart, so he is.
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Buddha
Endurance is one of the most difficult disciplines, but it is to the one who endures that the final victory comes.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil aphorism 78
Whoever despises himself still respects himself as one who despises.
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Lillian Hellman
If I had to give young writers advice, I would say don't listen to writers talking about writing or themselves.
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Horace Walpole
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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John 1335 Bible
By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.
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William Henry Harrison, Speech, October 1, 1840
I believe and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed tot he purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
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Doris Lessing
That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life, but in a new way.
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Judge Learned Hand, Address "A Fanfare for Prometheus", January 29,1955
Nor need we be surprised that men so often embrace almost any doctrines, if they are proclaimed with a voice of absolute assurance.
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