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Firesign Theatre
Hello seeker Now don't feel alone here in the New Age, because there's a seeker born every minute.
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W. Allingham
Politeness costs nothing. Nothing, that is, to him that shows it but if often costs the world very dear.
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James Baldwin
It is said that the camera cannot lie, but rarely do we allow it to do anything else, since the camera sees what you point it at: the camera sees what you want it to see.
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L. Thomas Holdcroft
The past is a guide post, not a hitching post.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party.
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William Blake
Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
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Krishnamurti
Truth is a pathless land.
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Joe Moore
Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.
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William Zinsser
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously.
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Boe Lightman
Nature loves a burst of energy.
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Author Unknown
Mistakes are a great educator when one is honest enough to admit them and willing to learn from them
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Harry S Truman
A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties.
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