Julius Henry Marx

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

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Terry Pratchett, Pyramids

What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: Why is it so dark in here?

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Donald Robert Perry Marquis

The successful people are the ones that can think up stuff for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

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Jean Anouilh

Talent is like a faucet; while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration? - a hoax fabricated by poets for their self-importance.

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Richard Milhous Nixon

If I were to make public these tapes, containing blunt and candid remarks on many different subjects, the confidentiality of the office of the president would always be suspect.

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Gerald W. Johnson

No man was ever endowed with a right without being at the same time saddled with a responsibility.

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Bolivian Proverb

A quarrel is like buttermilk, the more you stir it, the more sour it grows.

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Rose Macauley

You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting.

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Anonymous

To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness.. (Pravis Assuescere Sermonibus Est Via Ad Rem Ipsam)

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George Lorimer

Education is about the only thing lying around loose in the world, and it's about the only thing a fellow can have as much of as he's willing to haul away.

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George C. Marshall

If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.

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