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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 27

Austin O\'Malley

Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.


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Howard Scott, Economist

A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.


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Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.


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Cicero

Where is there dignity unless there is honesty?


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W. B. Yeats

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary periods of joy.


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Hermann Hesse

Love of God is not always the same as love of good.


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Margaret Fuller

Beware of over-great pleasure in being popular or even beloved.


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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.


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Fannie Hurst

Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have it.


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Dr. Laura Schlessinger, The Dr. Laura radio show

Distance lasts a day. But reality lasts a lifetime.


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Cicero

Our thoughts are free.


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Henri-Frédéric Amiel

All appears to change when we change.



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