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Funniest Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 69
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John Lennon
My defenses were so great. The cocky rock and roll hero who knows all the answers was actually a terrified guy who didn't know how to cry. Simple.
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Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson
Public confidence in the integrity of the Government is indispensable to faith in democracy and when we lose faith in the system, we have lost faith in everything we fight and spend for.
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Dan Quayle, 5/22/89
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.
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Demophilus
The beauty of a statue is in its outward form; of a man in his conduct.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse yourself.
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James Arthur Baldwin
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of other things if you did.
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Anonymous
Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.
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H. L. Mencken
The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
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Immanuel Kant
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
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Vauvenargues
Consciousness of our powers augments them.
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Albert Camus
We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.
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