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William Shakespeare, "The Merry Wives of Windsor", Act 1 scene 1
I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.
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Samuel Johnson
No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is, he feels that happiness is his indisputable right.
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Sir Francis Bacon, Religious Meditations, Of Heresies, 1597
Knowledge is power.
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Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
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Giuseppe Mazzini
Love and respect woman. Look to her not only for comfort, but for strength and inspiration and the doubling of your intellectual and moral powers. Blot out from your mind any idea of superiority you have none.
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Charles De Gaulle
The national task that had been incumbent upon me for 18 years is hereby confirmed.
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Jean Rostand
A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.
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George Bernard Shaw
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
If you can't do what you want, do what you can.
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Buddha
Anger will never disappear so long as thoughts of resentment are cherished in the mind. Anger will disappear just as soon as thoughts of resentment are forgotten.
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Kahlil Gibran
Advance, and never halt, for advancing is perfection. Advance and do not fear the thorns in the path, for they draw only corrupt blood.
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Charles Austin Beard
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
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