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Philip Henry Gosse, 1857
If any choose to maintain, as many do, that species were gradually brought to their maturity from humbler forms ... he is welcome to his hypothesis, but I have nothing to do with it.
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Author Unknown
Criticism is the disapproval of people, not for having faults, but having faults different from your own.
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Bobby Knight
All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton
I believe that a worthwhile life is defined by a kind of spiritual journey and a sense of obligation.
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Ibycus
Contests allow no excuses, no more do friendships.
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David Letterman
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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Oliver Hereford
Diplomacy: lying in state.
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Carol Matthau, O Magazine, October 2003
There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
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Publilius Syrus
Tis foolish to fear what you cannot avoid.
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J. S . Bach
There is nothing remarkable about it, all one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.
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Celeste Holm
We live by encouragement and die without it--slowly, sadly, angrily.
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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, 1903
A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his false knowledge: it is more dangerous than ignorance.
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