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Jonathan Eibeschutz
All pleasures contain an element of sadness.
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William Wirt
Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts for if you let it pass, the desire may never return, and you may remain in ignorance.
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Stanley Baldwin
A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it.
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Unknown
I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know no way of judging the future but by the past.
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William Shatner as Kirk, in "Dagger of the Mind"
One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it.
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Robert Green Ingersoll
Few nations have been so poor as to have but one god. Gods were made so easily, and the raw material cost so little, that generally the god market was fairly glutted and heaven crammed with these phantoms.
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Danish proverb
Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.
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Sophocles, Electra (c.409 BC)
The end excuses any evil.
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Norman Douglas
If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
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Marcus Valerius Martialis
Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is worthier exercise for men.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations
Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear.
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Sam Ewig
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
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