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Edmund Burke
Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither, in my opinion, is safe.
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William Butler Yeats
And say my glory was I had such friends.
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Neil Gaiman
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
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Lord Byron
Poetry is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
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Cardinal Richelieu
War is one of the scourges with which it has pleased God to afflict men.
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James Thurber, New Yorker, Feb. 18, 1939 "The Shrike and the Chipmunks"
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.
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Baruch Spinoza, The Ethics
Blessedness is not the reward of virtue, but virtue itself; neither do we rejoice therein, because we control our lusts, but contrariwise, because we rejoice therein, we are able to control our lusts.
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Confucius
The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
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Alain de Lille
Do not hold as gold all that shines as gold.
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G. K. Chesterton
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
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Aristotle
The least initial deviation from the truth is multiplied later a thousandfold.
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Thomas Jefferson
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
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