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Funniest Random Funny Quotes - 199
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Gloria Steinem
Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious.
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John Ruskin
When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Everybody wants to be somebody nobody wants to grow.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep.
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Henry David Thoreau
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
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Isaac Bashevis Singer
Life is God's novel. Let him write it.
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Carry Nation
I felt invincible. My strength was that of a giant. God was certainly standing by me. I smashed five saloons with rocks before I ever took a hatchet.
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Kathleen Norris
None of us knows what the next change is going to be, what unexpected opportunity is just around the corner, waiting a few months or a few years to change all the tenor of our lives.
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Tryon Edwards
To waken interest and kindle enthusiasm is the sure way to teach easily and successfully.
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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth...
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Moses Hadas
I have read your book and much like it.
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H. L. Mencken
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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