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W. Edwards Deming
It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.
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Desiderius Erasmus
The most disadvantageous peace is better than the most just war.
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Drew Eric Whitman
He who consistently plans each day will journey successfully through all of life's years.
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Jason Mraz
A picture can say 1000 words but it can also inspire you to write 1000 more.
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Carl L. Becker
No one can deny that much of our modern advertising is essentially dishonest; and it can be maintained that to lie freely and all the time for private profit is not to abuse the right of free speech, whether it is a violation of the law or not. But again the practical question is, how much lying for private profit is to be permitted by law?
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Henry David Thoreau
Not that the story need be long, but it will take a long while to make it short.
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Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Sir, I say that justice is truth in action.
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Office Space
Bob We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.
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George Bernard Shaw
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
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Unknown
An individual cannot know what he is till he has made himself real by action.
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