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Dag Hammarskjold
You are the lens in the beam. You can only receive, give, and possess the light as the lens does. If you seek yourself, you rob the lens of its transparency. You will know life and be acknowledged by it according to your degree of transparency, your capacity, that is, to vanish as an end, and remain purely as a means.
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Dorothy Bernard
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
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Robin Green
Ladies and gentlemen, today we're here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything from those electrons snapping in our brain to our father the sun. What's the sun It's kind of like a brain. Electromagnetic field, solar flares sparking back and forth from those nerve cells. We're all one, folks, giant blobs of electricity, all of us. Positive & negative, electromagnetic fields just circling each other. Positive, negative, north, south, male and female. Looking for that electric moment. Magnet to magnet, opposites attract.
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Israel Zangwill
You, the Spirit of the Settlement ... Not understand that America is God's crucible, the great melting-pot where all the races of Europe are melting and re-forming Here, you stand, good folk, think I, when I see them at Ellis Island, here you stand in your fifty groups, with your fifty languages and histories, and your fifty blood hatreds and rivalries...
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German Proverb
Charity sees the need not the cause.
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Edna St. Vincent Millay
It's not true that life is one damn thing after another it is one damn thing over and over.
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Thomas H. Huxley
The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
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Jennie Jerome Churchill
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
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Aeschylus
There are times when fear is good. It must keep its watchful place at the heart's controls. There is advantage in the wisdom won from pain.
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John Galsworthy
The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
For how many things, which for our own sake we should never do, do we perform for the sake of our friends.
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