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Bertrand Russell
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
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A. A. Milne
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
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Author Unknown
Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions.
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William Blake
When thou seest an eagle, thou seest a portion of genius lift up thy head
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Persian Mystic Poem
Split the atom's heart, and low Within it thou wilt find a sun.
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William Shakespeare, "Antony and Cleopatra", Act 2 scene 2
Small to greater matters must give way.
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Henry Adams
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.
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Alfred A. Knopf
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
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Thomas Alva Edison
I am long on ideas, but short on time. I only expect to live only about a hundred years.
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Harold Bloom
We read frequently if unknowingly, in quest of a mind more original than our own.
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Sacha Guitry
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Austin O\'Malley
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
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