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Ralph Waldo Emerson
There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant.
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George Sewell
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
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Oriental Proverb
If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.
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Hellen Keller
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
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Shunryu Suzuki
In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities. In the expert's mind there are few.
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David Hume
Art may make a suit of clothes but nature must produce a man.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Love grants in a moment what toil can hardly achieve in an age.
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Honore\' de Balzac
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.
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Francis Bacon
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.
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Will Rogers
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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Lewis Thomas
We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth's creatures, the worrying animal. We worry away our lives, fearing the future, discontent with the present, unable to take in the idea of dying, unable to sit still.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Oh God, how do the world and heavens confine themselves, when our hearts tremble in their own barriers!
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