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Edward Everett Hale
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something I can do.
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Abraham Maslow
We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities, talents, direction, missions, callings.
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Confucius
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
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William Allen White
Any appeasement of tyranny is treason to this republic and to the democratic ideal.
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Sir Arthur Eddington
I ask you to look both ways. For the road to a knowledge of the stars leads through the atom and important knowledge of the atom has been reached through the stars.
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Barry Goldwater
None of us here in Washington knows all or even half of the answers If you love your country, don't depend on handouts from Washington for your information. If you cherish your freedom, don't leave it all up to big government.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Besides anarchy, the worst thing in this world is government.
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Susan S. Taylor
Use missteps as stepping stones to deeper understanding and greater achievement.
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Etty Hillesum, O Magazine, October 2002
We have to fight them daily, like fleas, those many small worries about the morrow, for they sap our energies.
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James Joyce
A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
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Garth Brooks, Country Music
The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, December 26, 2002
God, I don’t have great faith, but I can be faithful. My belief in you may be seasonal, but my faithfulness will not. I will follow in the way of Christ. I will act as though my life and the lives of others matter. I will love. I have no greater gift to offer than my life. Take it.
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