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Kelly Le Brock
On her first meeting with he ex-husband, Steven Seagal He reminded me of an alien.
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Anon.
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
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William Faulkner
We always admire the other person more after we've tried to do his job.
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Katharine Hepburn
Enemies are so stimulating.
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Ben Stein
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
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Anatole France
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
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Henry David Thoreau
I have learned this at least by my experiment: if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
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Charles Dickens
I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such words together.
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Paulo Coelho, The Fifth Mountain
The Lord listens to the pryers of those who ask to be able to forget hatred, but is deaf to those who want to flee love.
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Meister Eckhart
Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.
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Newt Gingrich
I'm not a natural leader. I'm too intellectual I'm too abstract I think too much.
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Terence
Too much liberty corrupts us all.
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