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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Online Famous Quotations - 14

Thomas Jefferson

One man with courage is a majority.


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Buck Rodgers

There are countless ways of achieving greatness, but any road to achieving one's maximum potential must be built on a bedrock of respect for the individual, a commitment to excellence, and a rejection of mediocrity.


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A. A. Milne

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.


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W. Somerset Maugham

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance.


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Becky Alunan

Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the right punchline.


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Anna Louise Strong

To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be.


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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Originality is nothing by judicious imitation. The most original writers borrowed one from another.


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Honore\' de Balzac

The more one judges, the less one loves.


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Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.


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John Morley

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.


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Francis Bacon

There are times of pure joy when you wish all human life well.


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Walt Whitman

Swiftly arose and spread around me the peace and knowledge that pass all the argument of the earth, And I know that the hand of God is the promise of my own, And I know that the spirit of God is the brother of my own, And that all the men ever born are also my brothers, and the women my sisters and lovers, And that a kelson of the creation is love.



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