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Samuel Foote
He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others.
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Unknown
It is difficult for sorrow to intrude on a busy life.
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Voltaire
A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working at the expense of the rascals who work to live.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Jealousy feeds upon suspicion, and it turns into fury or it ends as soon as we pass from suspicion to certainty.
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Chinese Proverb
If there is light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person. If there is beauty in the person, There will be harmony in the house. If there is harmony in the house, There will be order in the nation. If there is order in the nation, There will be peace in the world.
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Thomas Jefferson
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
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Sydney Harris
It's surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings toward other people are largely determined by their feelings toward themselves, and if you're not comfortable within yourself, you can't be comfortable with others.
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John Cogley Commonweal
Tolerance implies a respect for another person, not because he is wrong or even because he is right, but because he is human.
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Roger Moore
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
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Robert Burton
A good conscience is a continual feast.
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Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
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Betty Naomi Friedan
When she stopped conforming to the conventional picture of femininity she finally began to enjoy being a woman.
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