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James Thurber, New Yorker, Apr. 29, 1939 "The Bear Who Let It Alone"
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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Job 3831 Bible
Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion
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Robert South
If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives.
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Richard Jefferies
It is eternity now. I am in the midst of it. It is about me and the sunshine.
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Malcolm Muggeridge
There's nothing in this world more instinctively abhorrent to me than finding myself in agreement with my fellow-humans.
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William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene 2
If Love be rough with you, be rough with Love, prick Love for pricking, and you beat Love down.
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John Heywood
A hard beginning maketh a good ending.
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William Shakespeare
In false quarrels there is no true valor.
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Unknown
If you begin the day with love in your heart, peace in your nerves, and truth in your mind, you not only benefit by their presence but also bring them to others, to your family and friends, and to all those whose destiny draws across your path that day.
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Alexander Pope
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
As it must not, so genius cannot be lawless; for it is even that constitutes its genius-- the power of acting creatively under laws of its own origination.
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E. M. Forster
I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
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