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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Funny Quotes - 198

Terence

There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly.


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Leo Tolstoy

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.


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Robert Cecil Day Lewis

First, I do not sit down at my desk to put into verse something that is already clear in my mind. If it were clear in my mind, I should have no incentive or need to write about it. We do not write in order to be understood; we write in order to understand.


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Julia Margaret Cameron

When we are angry or depressed in our creativity, we have misplaced our power. We have allowed someone else to determine our worth, and then we are angry at being undervalued.


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Publilius Syrus

No man is happy who does not think himself so.


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Saint Teresa Of Avila

To reach something good it is very useful to have gone astray, and thus acquire experience.


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Samuel Smiles

It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success they much oftener succeed through failures. Precept, study, advice, and example could never have taught them so well as failure has done.


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Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If you would stand well with a great mind, leave him with a favorable impression of yourself; if with a little mind, leave him with a favorable impression of himself.


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Euripides

Do not consider painful what is good for you.


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Marcel Proust

The true paradises are paradises we have lost.


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Stewart L. Udall

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.


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John Updike, Rabbit Redux

You can never get the smell of smoke out. Like the smell of failure in life.



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