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Before a diamond shows its brilliancy and prismatic colors it has to stand a good deal of cutting and smoothing.
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Carl Sandburg
The fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city on silent haunches and then moves on.
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Hilary Clinton
One thing we know for sure is that change is certain, progress is not.
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Edmund Burke
When bad men combine, the good must associate else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
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Thomas Guthrie
Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.
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Evelyn Waugh
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.
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Mark Twain
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
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Sir Winston Churchill
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes in The Copper Beeches
It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside.
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Joe Weinstein
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost 7.00 in dog money.
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John Quincy Adams
Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
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Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel
The people are that part of the state that does now know what it wants.
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