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Dedication is not what others expect of you, it is what you can give to others.
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Joseph Conrad
As in political so in literary action a man wins friends for himself mostly by the passion of his prejudices and the consistent narrowness of his outlook.
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Trey and Matt Stone Parker
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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Harry Firestone
You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself.
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Robin Morgan
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
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Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Bertrand Russell
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.
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John Dryden
Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.
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William Shakespeare
They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.
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John Harold
Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a wooden gong. With trust, words become life itself.
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Larry Gelbart
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
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Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh
Then he saw also that it matters little what profession, whether of religion or irreligion, a man may make, provided only he follows it out with charitable inconsistency, and without insisting on it to the bitter end. It is in the uncompromisingness with which dogma is held and not in the dogma or want of dogma that the danger lies.
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