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Lord Billingsley
The true fanatic is a theocrat, someone who sees himself as acting on behalf of some super personal force the Race, the Party, History, the proletariat, the Poor, and so on. These absolve him from evil, hence he may safely do anything in their service.
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Albert Einstein
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not to people or things.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
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Douglas Adams
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Dale Carnegie
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
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Felix Frankfurter
Wisdom too often never comes, and so one ought not to reject it merely because it comes late.
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Madonna
That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out. I know these things for sure.
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John Dewey
Social engaged intellectuals must accept reality as they found it and shape it toward positive social goals, not stand aside in self-righteous isolation.
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Thornton Wilder
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
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H.L. Mencken
Never let your inferiors do you a favor - it will be extremely costly.
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Vince Lombardi
The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel, are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur.
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Publilius Syrus
The fear of death is more to be dreaded than death itself.
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