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Arapaho Proverb
Each bird loves to hear himself sing.
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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine, September 2002
Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure.
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Henry Kissinger
If you don't know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere.
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Helen Keller
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.
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George Washington
Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! It is a dangerous servant and a terrible master.
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Edna St. Vincent Millay
It's not love's going hurts my days But that it went in little ways.
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Seneca
If virtue precede us every step will be safe.
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Richard Evelyn Byrd
Few men during their lifetime come anywhere near exhausting the resources dwelling within them. There are deep wells of strength that are never used.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
Men, in general, are but great children.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
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Michel de Montaigne
So it is with minds. Unless you keep them busy with some definite subject that will bridle and control them, they throw themselves in disorder hither and yon in the vague field of imagination. ..And there is no mad or idle fancy that they do no bring forth in the agitation.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to pass in the heart of America.
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