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Charles F. Kettering
A problem well stated is a problem half solved.
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Henry James
It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most self- conscious people in the world, and the most addicted to the belief that the other nations are in a conspiracy to under-value them.
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Will Durant
Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
All truth passes through 3 stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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Karl von Bonstetten
To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind and the heart - and to keep them in parallel vigor one must exercise, study and love.
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W. Edwards Deming
It is important that an aim never be defined in terms of activity or methods. It must always relate directly to how life is better for everyone. . . . The aim of the system must be clear to everyone in the system. The aim must include plans for the future. The aim is a value judgment.
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Georges Duhamel
I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
If you wish to be a sucess in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.
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Molly Ringwald
If you leave home for a while ... you question the conventional wisdom you've grown up with. That doesn't mean you have to change your opinions or who you are, but it's good to ask the questions.
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Rudyard Kipling
Funny how the new things are the old things.
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Dorothy Law Nolte
If a child lives with approval, he learns to live with himself.
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