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Ernest Hemingway
Never confuse movement with action.
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Horace, Odes
With you I should love to live, with you be ready to die.
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Alexander Pope
In every friend we lose a part of ourselves, and the best part.
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Mike Tyson
I am not a role model.
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Menander
Culture makes all men gentle.
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Samuel Johnson
Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.
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Adolph Hitler
Brutality creates respect.
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Ronnie Shakes
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
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Robert Louis Stephenson
You cannot run away from a weakness you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand
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Eric Hoffer
All leaders strive to turn their followers into children.
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Eric Hoffer
The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.
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Peter McWilliams, Life 101
Mistakes, obviously, show us what needs improving. Without mistakes, how would we know what we had to work on?
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