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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Online Famous Quotations - 8

Unknown

Nothing can cause turmoil and the defeat of accomplishment as quickly as disorganization.


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Rudyard Kipling

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.


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William Shakespeare

My words fly up, my thoughts remain below. Words without thoughts never to heaven go.


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Frank Herbert

Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.


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Sir Wilfred T. Grenfell

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. It is obvious that man is himself a traveler; that the purpose of this world is not to have and to hold but to give and serve. There can be no other meaning.


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William Shakespeare

What's in a name That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.


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R. A. Butler

Politics is largely a matter of heart.


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W. Somerset Maugham

It is cruel to discover one's mediocrity only when it is too late.


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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths.


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Abraham Lincoln

Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.


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Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.


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The Talmud

Who is a wise man He who learns of all men.



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