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Laurence J. Peter
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
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Jerry Coleman
Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.
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James Russell Lowell
Wealth may be an ancient thing, for it means power, it means leisure, it means liberty.
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Albert Einstein, Dilip Kumar Roy, (famous Indian classical singer), had cited the above quotation of Einstein in one of his let
Let us not forget that knowledge and skills alone cannot lead humanity to a happy and dignified life. ... I claim credit for nothing. Everything is determined, the beginning as well as the end, forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insects as well as for the stars, Human beings, vegetables or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.
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William Faulkner
If people really liked to work, we'd still be plowing the land with sticks and transporting goods on our backs.
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Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
The pamphlet was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.
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Michael Pritchard
Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
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Unknown
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
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Ted Walters
Be bold and the mighty will follow.
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George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Fidel Castro, Speech given in January 1963, calling for communist revolution in Latin America
We do not deny the possibility of peaceful political transition, but we are still awaiting the first case.
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Johann von Goethe
The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
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