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Colin Campbell
Indeed, the Founders mentioned the pagan authors in so many heartfelt speeches, pamphlets and letters that today's sweeping references to America's 'Christian' roots and 'Judeo-Christian heritage' ought to be amended. Maybe these terms should be reserved to explain the traditional religions and morality of individuals, families, congregations, small communitities. Politically, our notions of virtue and vice have had another genesis.
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Pindar, 518-438 B.C.
Seek not, my soul, the life of the immortals; but enjoy to the full the resources that are within thy reach.
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Robert Charles Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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Maya Angelou
There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside of you.
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Thomas Jefferson
Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press and that cannot be limited without being lost.
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Marilyn Monroe
Ever notice that 'what the hell' is always the right decision
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Will Rogers
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Perfect valour consists in doing without witnesses that which we would be capable of doing before everyone.
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George Sanders
This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and shall react like one.
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William Shakespeare
Neither a borrower nor a lender be For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.
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Robertson Davies
Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
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R. D. Laing
Alienation as our present destiny is achieved only by outrageous violence perpetrated by human beings on human beings.
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