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Mark Twain
When in doubt, tell the truth.
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Stone Temple Pilots
If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
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Albert Einstein
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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John Ernst Steinbeck
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
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Anonymous
A dreamer lives for eternity.
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Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
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Karl Kraus
Psychoanalysis is that mental illnes for which it regards itself a therapy.
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Aung San Suu Kyi
The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.
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Otto Kleppner
The purpose of all higher education is to make men aware of what was and what is to incite them to probe into what may be. It seeks to teach them to understand, to evaluate, to communicate.
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Alexander Pope
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
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Roger Babson
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
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