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Paul Valery
Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content.
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Sydney Smith
Live always in the best company when you read.
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Ernest Hemingway
If people bring so much courage to this world the world has to kill them to break them, so of course it kills them. The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.
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Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies (1981)
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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William Shakespeare
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
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Bible, Colossians 3:16
Let the Word of Christ dwell in you richly, as you teach and admonish one another in all wisdom, and as you sing psalms and hymns and spiritual songs with thankfulness in your hearts to God.
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Midge Dector
Ideas are powerful things, requiring not a studious contemplation but an action, even if it is only an inner action.
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Ben Franklin
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
As this long and difficult war ends, I would like to address a few special words to ... the American people Your steadfastness in supporting our insistence on peace with honor has made peace with honor possible. (On the Vietnam War)
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Herbert Spencer
Education has for its object the formation of character.
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George Bernard Shaw
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
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Aristophanes
Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of building high walls and ships of war . . .
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