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Albertano of Brescia, Liber Consolationis
The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.
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Jean Paul
The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.
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Unknown
What's real in politics is what the voters decide is real.
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Leonard Nimoy
Greetings, I am pleased to see that we are different. May we together become greater than the sum of both of us.
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e. e. cummings, on the death of Warren G. Harding, 1923
The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with seven grammatical errors is dead.
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Ben Bova
The problem is that Americans would like to be independent of the rest of the world ... Except the world ain't that way. Trying to be independent of the rest of the world is to commit suicide.
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Lawrence Peter Berra
Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.
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Scott Adams
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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Ralph Bunche
If you want to get across an idea, wrap it up in a person.
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Richard Feynman
Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next
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Thomas Troward
We can gradually grow into any condition we desire, provided we first make ourselves in habitual mental attitude the person who corresponds to those conditions.
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Robert H. Goddard
It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.
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