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Irish Proverb
All sins cast long shadows.
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Marlene Dietrich
Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
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Real Live Preacher, weblog, 04-29-04
Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the moment the present becomes the past.
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Kurt Cobain
I want to do something different, really different, and if it alienates people that’s too bad.
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Sun-tzu
Invincibility lies in the defense the possibility of victory in the attack. One defends when his strength is inadequate he attacks when it is abundant.
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George Pratt Shultz
Nothing ever gets settled in this town. ... a seething debating society in which the debate never stops, in which people never give up, including me. And so that's the atmosphere in which you administer.
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Frederick Saunders
Mannon is the largest slave-holder in the world.
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William Faulkner
I believe that man will not merely endure he will prevail.
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John Henry Cardinal Newman
Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
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Ashley Montagu
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
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Albert Einstein
If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies.
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