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Ansel Adams
Millions of men have lived to fight, build palaces and boundaries, shape destinies and societies but the compelling force of all times has been the force of originality and creation profoundly affecting the roots of human spirit.
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Dan Quayle
We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I knew were to be divided 1.That dear old soul2. That old woman3. That old witch.
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Aesop
Destroy the seed of evil, or it will grow up to your ruin.
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Jim Lehrer
I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley left, how Sears felt when Roebuck left, and, of course, how Dan Rather felt when Connie left. (at Robert MacNeil's retirement dinner)
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Abraham Lincoln
Corporations have been enthroned .... An era of corruption in high places will follow and the money power will endeavor to prolong its reign by working on the prejudices of the people... until wealth is aggregated in a few hands ... and the Republic is destroyed.
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Gaius Valerius Catullus, Poem 85
I love and I hate. How can this be, you ask in vain. I know not, but I feel it to be so and am wracked with pain.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.
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G. K. Chesterton
People in high life are hardened to the wants and distresses of mankind as surgeons are to their bodily pains.
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Oscar Wilde
What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.
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John F. Kennedy, Inaugural Address, Jan. 20, 1961
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what you can do for your country.
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Bhagavad Gita
The self-controlled soul, who moves amongst sense objects, free from either attachment or repulsion, he wins eternal Peace.
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