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Albert Einstein, speech
Never underestimate your own ignorance.
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Harold Wilson
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
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Danish proverb
Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence.
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Frank H. Crane
You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you don't trust enough.
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Joseph Addison
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs.
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Robert Browning
Grow old along with me The best is yet to be, The last of life, for which the first was made Our times are in his hand who saith, A whole I planned, Youth shows but half trust God See all, nor be afraid
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Blake Clark
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
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Charles Caleb Colton
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
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Abbe\' D\'Allanival
The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice.
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George Stanley McGovern
The whole campaign was a tragic case of mistaken identity.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found it without it.
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Cato the Elder
From lightest words sometimes the direst quarrel springs.
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