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Henry David Thoreau
Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his friends for his life.
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Unknown
Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world, and their dominion is suspended only for brief periods.
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Hellen Keller
I am only one but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something I will not refuse to do something I can do.
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Phocion
Have I inadvertently said some evil thing
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Edmund Burke, Speech on the Conciliation of America
All government -- indeed, every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue and every prudent act -- is founded on compromise and barter.
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Augustus Hare
Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel.
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Socrates
Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
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Epictetus, Discourses
Only the educated are free.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Nurture your mind with great thoughts for you will never go any higher than what you think.
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Pesach Seder
The willingness to sacrifice is the prelude to freedom.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING
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