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Rebecca West
Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space.
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Michel de Montaigne
The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.
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Michel de Montaigne
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
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Charles Kuralt
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
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e e cummings
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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Mother Theresa
We are all pencils in the hand of God.
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Jeanne-Marie Roland
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I never could find amusement in killing flies.
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William Penn
Believe nothing against another but on good authority; and never report what may hurt another, unless it be a greater hurt to some other to conceal it.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
I knew from the start if I left a woman I really loved -- the Great Society -- in order to fight that bitch of a war in Vietnam then I would lose everything at home. My hopes my dreams.
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Matthew Arnold
Resolve to be thyself; and know, that he Who finds himself, loses his misery.
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Kahlil Gibran
Knowledge of the self is the mother of all knowledge. So it is incumbent on me to know my self, to know it completely, to know its minutiae, its characteristics, its subtleties, and its very atoms.
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Harry S Truman, quoted by Time, June 9, 1975
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
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