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George Ade, "Fables in Slang", 1899
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
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Sir Thomas Browne
Be charitable before wealth makes thee covetous.
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Emma Goldman
Crime is naught but misdirected energy.
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Hannah Green
Health is not simply the absence of sickness.
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Groucho Marx
I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.
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Aristotle
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
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Henry David Thoreau
There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at its root.
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Maurice Setter
Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.
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Mignon McLaughlin
We all become great explorers during our first few days in a new city, or a new love affair.
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Dale Carnegie
It is the way we react to circumstances that determines our feelings.
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James Baldwin
I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.
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Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly.
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