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Humorous Random Quotes and Sayings - 105
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Antoine De Saint-Exupery
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly what is essential is invisible to the eye.
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Joseph Heller
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Edward Abbey
No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
We are all travelers in the wilderness of the World, and the best that we can find in our travels is an honest friend.
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Herbert Kaufman
Failure is only postponed success as long as courage coaches ambition. The habit of persistence is the habit of victory.
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Will Rogers
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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Henry J. Kaiser
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
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Homer
You will certainly not be able to take the lead in all things yourself, for to one man a god has given deeds of war, and to another the dance, to another lyre and song, and in another wide-sounding Zeus puts a good mind.
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Charles Augustus Lindbergh, Jr.
To a person in love, the value of the individual is intuitively known. Love needs no logic for its mission.
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Claud Cockburn
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
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Mae West
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
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Erica Jong
Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.
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