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George Eliot, internet
No evil dooms us hopelessly, except the evil we love, and desire to continue in and make no effort to escape from.
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Ludwig Feuerbach
Man is what he eats.
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Faith Whittlesey
Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astair did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.
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Agatha Christie
I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming... suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you.
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E. Kim Nebeuts
To state a theorem and then to show examples is literally to teach backwards.
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Franz Kafka
There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.
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Lady Bird Johnson
The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid.
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B. J. Gupta
Inflation continues till common man is completely sucked out of money, then recession sets in and continues till he becomes suckable again.
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Doug Larson
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
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John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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Mario M Cuomo
You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.
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Charles M. Schulz
Life is like a ten-speed bike; most of us have gears we never use.
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