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Mahatma Gandhi
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
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Peter Drucker
Leadership is not magnetic personality--that can just as well be a glib tongue. It is not 'making friends and influencing people'--that is flattery. Leadership is lifting a person's vision to higher sights, the raising of a person's performance to a higher standard, the building of a personality beyond its normal limitations.
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Camille Paglia
I believe that history has shape, order, and meaning that exceptional men, as much as economic forces, produce change and that passe abstractions like beauty, nobility, and greatness have a shifting but continuing validity.
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Unknown
History has proven, God has never given anyone a dream Without also including the power to achieve that dream It is up to us to claim the power and go after that dream, Or just claim , it was only a dream.
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Charles Baudelaire
A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by the way, a counselor, a multitude of counselors.
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Benjamin Disraeli
It is easier to be critical than correct.
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V. Z. Lawton
It's not Jerusalem, It's not Baghdad. It's not Bolivia. It's Oklahoma.
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Jose Marti
Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some.
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Plato, Symposium
But, my dearest Agathon, it is truth which you cannot contradict; you can without any difficulty contradict Socrates.
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Miguel de Cervantes
You may as well expect pears from an elm.
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Mother Teresa
Joy is prayer - Joy is strength - Joy is love - Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.
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Jane Austen
If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the rest, I do think it is memory. There seems something more speakingly incomprehensible in the powers, the failures, the inequalities of memory, than in any other of our intelligences. The memory is sometimes so retentive, so serviceable, so obedient at others, so bewildered and so weak and at others again, so tyrannic, so beyond control We are, to be sure, a miracle every way but our powers of recollecting and of forgetting do seem peculiarly past finding out.
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