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Professor Irwin Corey
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
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Paul McCartney, The Observer (1987)
The issues are the same. We wanted peace on earth, love, and understanding between everyone around the world. We have learned that change comes slowly.
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Samuel Johnson
Hope itself is a species of happiness, and perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords.
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Quintilian
It is much easier to try one's hand at many things than to concentrate one's powers on one thing.
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Hesiod
Often an entire city has suffered because of an evil man.
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Jules Renard
There are moments when everything goes well don't be frightened, it won't last.
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Gustave Flaubert
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
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Buddha
Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings -- that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.
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Jacques Derrida, Quoted in New York Times, January 23, 1994
But psychoanalysis has taught that the dead—a dead parent, for example—can be more alive for us, more powerful, more scary, than the living. It is the question of ghosts.
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Ron Garner
In seven different Scriptures God has dogmatically stated 'build all things according to the pattern (blueprint) shown to you.' You don't repair a Chevrolet from the Ford repair manual. In like manner, Body truth is not found in Hebrew doctrine. It's like trying to mix oil with water--it just can't be mixed
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Martin Luther King Jr., Letter from Birmingham Jail, April 16, 1963
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
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